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Dave
Broom's Six Hangover Cures for the Modern Drinker |
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main rule is to remember that this is a cocktail, not a soup,
and is therefore more than the sum of its parts. That means
giving it some bite from Tabasco, savouriness from Worcestershire
sauce and a citric lift from lime (not lemon) juice. Then you
can play about with other ingredients. Everyone has their own
'secret' ingredient - manzanilla sherry (to lift the flavour),
white pepper, or wetting the rim with lime juice and turning
it in some celery salt. |
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There
are times when a hangover hurts so much that it can't be cured
by a few Bloody Marys. This is the hangover that doesn't ache,
but has sucked your body dry. You are a shell without any control
over your limbs or vision. You feel no pain, probably because
technically you're still drunk.
At times like this you need the Underberg treatment. You may
have seen Underberg, tiny bottles wrapped in brown paper that
contain a potent German bitter. Forget Fernet-Branca, that's
for lightweights, while Jagermeister is for clubbers who like
to think they are dangerous. Underberg is the last resort of
the suffering. |
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answer is back to the pub and a drink that won't sear its way
down your oesophagus, but which still has bite. A drink that
shows you to be in control of your hangover and ready to emerge
the other side and start this new day afresh. This is the time
for a Horse's Neck. The ginger ale is great for any residual
heartburn and will up the blood sugars. The bitters have a tremendous
settling effect on the stomach, while Bourbon is that hair of
the dog that you need (and it's sweet enough not to make you
splutter in pain). |
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| It's a drink that even looks appealing, having a sort of sunrise
glow, while the juice is thick and soothing as it slips down,
giving a welcome hit of vitamin C. This is a Campari with just
the right amount of a bitter kick to wake you up for the day.
Braver drinkers can add Champagne and sweet (ie red) vermouth
to the Campari to make a Fizzing Americano. It works equally
well, but really depends on how much you like bubbles as a potential
hangover cure. |
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| Sours are wonderful drinks that are absurdly easy to make, consisting
of lemon and/or lime juice, sugar (ideally sugar syrup, but
caster is fine) and a spirit, any spirit. The proportions of
each really depend on your personal taste: try one part sugar
to two parts sour to three of strong, then adjust sweet and
sour to taste, though remember these are SOUR, not sweet. Though
perfect on a hot summer afternoon, there's something deliciously
evil about that zap of lemon tartness searing across your palate
first thing in the morning, clearing your mind. A garnish of
orange will give you some Vitamin C and help cut the drink if
it's too acidic. |
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| The sour's greatest quality is the way it delivers a lip-smacking
bolt of pure citric flavour and a belt of alcohol which instantly
banishes the taste of hamster's-cage floor from your mouth.
The lemon wakes you up, the sugar gives you a boost, and the
alcohol - well, we know what that does already. The key is to
use fresh lemon juice. Try using equal amounts of lemon and
spirit (50ml each), but feel free to scale back on the citrus
if it's too mouth-puckering (maybe 50ml spirit to 25ml juice).
Do NOT, however, increase the amount of sugar: this is called
a sour for good reason! |
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Hangover Cures courtesy
of Virgin
Wines
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